Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.