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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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