Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?