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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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The doctor gave me one year to live. So in the heat of the moment, I shot him. And the judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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