The best racist jokes

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Vote: has 42.86 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.46 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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