The best science jokes

A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
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