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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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