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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”
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What type of pussy does a priest get? Nun.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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