Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.