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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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