Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.