Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.