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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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