Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.