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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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