Joke #8290

Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Vote:
has 76.86 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Vote:
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Vote:
has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris