Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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