If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.