If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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