Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.