Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear