Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"