Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Two husbands were having a conversation,
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry.
So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!;)
A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?"
"Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse ?"
The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife ..."
Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.