Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.."
Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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This eighty year old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary and the wife says to her husband, " Honey lets get stark naked and sit at the dinning table and eat our dinner!"
As they sat at the dinning table the wife says, "Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!"
The husband says, " That is because you have your tits in the soup!"
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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.