Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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