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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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