How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.