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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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