Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.