The best black people jokes

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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