There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.