The best black people jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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