Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."