Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.