Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.