Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.