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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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