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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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