What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin.
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A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it's on the train.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.