What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah.
‘Hello,’ I thought.
‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
A: Because it gets you nowhere.