Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.