Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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