The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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