The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.