When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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