Joke #10118

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!