What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle.
The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.