What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?