What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why?
The rabbit had two b's already.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.