Joke #10212

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.

A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."

A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...

A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope." As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."

Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!