Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.