Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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