W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Vote:
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
Vote:
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end.
"Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news."
The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life."
"Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?"
The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
Vote:
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Vote:
Joke has 48.26 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Vote:
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
Vote:
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
Vote:
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
Vote:
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Vote:
"My parachute did not work."
Said no one ever.
Vote: