W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.