The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.