The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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