Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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