You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
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“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
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I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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Show and smell.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
A rabbit went to the fortune-teller, “what do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit.
“Very soon,” replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down.
“But when will I meet her?”
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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