Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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About 4,000 years ago:
God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!"
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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