Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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