Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."