I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.