Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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