Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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