I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.