Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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